Just a few moments ago, while standing in the kitchen with my precious 5 year old, he said, “Momma, you know how God made women?”
“How?” I responded.
“Well, God stood behind them and pushed on their backs a little bit and poof! They had boobs and they were women.” He was so proud of himself for having this revelation.
I just hugged him and inhaled that sweet innocence. Inside I was laughing my ass off. It was the funniest explanation of how women came to be that I can ever remember hearing.